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When your phone rings and you turn into a fucking athlete to get it

I was in the public toilets and had just sat down, a voice from the next cubicle said "Hi !, how are you ?" Embarrassed, I said, "I'm doing fine". The voice said "So what are you up to ?". I said, "Just doing the same as you, sitting here !". From next door, "Can I come over?". Annoyed, I said " rather busy right now". The voice said, "Listen, i will have to call you back, there's an idiot next door answering all my questions"

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Aug 26, 201140,514 notes

#ZdvnkdfhSFjsoasf omg

If you are on Allah's side reblog this. If you're on the Satan's side, keep scrolling.

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Aug 25, 2011143 notes

#Hey Say Jump

That awkward moment when you're really hungry, so you start watching the food channel

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And you’re just sitting there like

Click here if you’re awkward!

Aug 25, 201138,598 notes

When you're on vacation somewhere, and you walk around with family/friends looking at cool shit like:

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radioactaiv-outsane:

Click here if you’re awkward!

Aug 25, 20111,134 notes

Aug 25, 20112,293 notes

#lol

When you're texting someone and they don't reply at their normal response rate

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IT’S OKAY MAYBE THEY’RE JUST BUSY. THEY’LL GET BACK TO ME SOON. I HOPE.

30 minutes later…

What the fuck are they doing.

4 hours later…

THEY HATE ME OMG.

Right before you’re about to sleep and they still haven’t responded

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Aug 25, 201132,282 notes

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That ONE time you feel hyper and want to do something but everyone else is tired

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Aug 22, 201179,730 notes

Aug 22, 201127 notes

TEACHER : imagine ur a millionaire. write your life history..

thatfunnyblog:

(1 boy didn’t write)

TEACHER : why are you not writing?

BOY : i’m waiting for my secretary

http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/

Aug 22, 201189,855 notes

You know what's worse than slow internet?

toocooltobehipster:

Aug 21, 201183,480 notes

Aug 21, 201116,718 notes

When someone compliments you and you can't stop smiling like an idiot

theanonymousgodx:

more at http://theanonymousgodx.tumblr.com/

Aug 20, 201173,940 notes

That awkward moment when you're trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold water is running

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Aug 20, 201134,612 notes

i hate strawberries.

chyeaahitssean:

Aug 19, 201117 notes

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT when you're telling your friend something hilarious and they're just like "you already told me that.."

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Aug 19, 201135,730 notes

Aug 19, 20119,586 notes

#graph #pie chart #ftw #fuck the world #for the win

don't mess with Changmin

youngwoongs:

so HoMin are like, yeah cake!

time to blow out the candles~

but the flames keep coming back :(

blowing doesn’t work so Changmin uses his hand

that doesn’t work either and Changmin’s had enough bullshit

Aug 19, 20111,681 notes

#HoMin

Bella Swan VS Normal People of The World

bluefaith5:

kleinmeli:

Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.

Bella: I trust you.

Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.

Normal Person:

Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.

Supernatural Fan:

Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.

Doctor Who fan:

Edward Cullen: I want to ki—

Harry Potter Fan: AVADA KEDAVRA!

Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.

Misfits Fan:

Jaejoong:

Gerard Way:

Aug 18, 2011106,320 notes

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If you're a fan of Eminem, reblog this post.

justalittletouchofmagic:

so many notes (:

Aug 18, 2011999k+ notes

#eminem

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Aug 18, 2011894 notes

#Jae Joong

Listen

madlibsxox:

chunbulge:

DBSK - Keep Your Head Down Fangirl Ver.

this sounds like me singing along to all kpop

Aug 18, 20116,742 notes

#im bring this back everyone #ahahaa

Aug 18, 2011193 notes

#dbskconfessions #dbsk #tvxq

The family's reaction to this:

jungjaejoong:

jungjaejoong:

…

Hubby:

Fan club president:

Son:

The forever oblivious pet dog who just goes eu kyang kyang all the time:

Cassiopeias:

lol I am reblogging my own post because of this ^^^ lol whoever added that ‘Cassiopeias’ … LOLOLOLOL hell yeah. XD

Aug 18, 20111,085 notes

#FUCKYEAH

Aug 18, 2011866 notes

#dbsk #tvxq #jaejoong #yunho #yoochun #junsu #changmin

Aug 18, 20112,468 notes

#Jae #so precious

Aug 18, 201149 notes

#you guys should try this #dbskconfessions #dbsk #tvxq

Two men are in the desert, one called Steve and the other James. They have no water, are very thirsty but suddenly notice a Mosque nearby. They decide to go in with James telling Steve, "I'm going to pretend my name's Abdul, otherwise they won't give us anything to eat or drink cos' we're not Muslims. You change your name too." But Steve refused. "I'm not changing my name for anyone! My name's Steve and that's it." They go in and meet the Imam. "Hi, my name's Abdullah and this is Steve." The Imam replies, "Hello Steve and Assalamu 'alaykum Abdul." He turns to Steve and says, "Come and have some food and water Steve." He then turns to Abdul and says, "Ramadhan Mubarak."

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proventusss:

Honesty is the best policy HAHAHAHA

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Aug 17, 20112,283 notes

#Ramadan Joke #lulz

Two men are in the desert, one called Steve and the other James. They have no water, are very thirsty but suddenly notice a Mosque nearby. They decide to go in with James telling Steve, "I'm going to pretend my name's Abdul, otherwise they won't give us anything to eat or drink cos' we're not Muslims. You change your name too." But Steve refused. "I'm not changing my name for anyone! My name's Steve and that's it." They go in and meet the Imam. "Hi, my name's Abdullah and this is Steve." The Imam replies, "Hello Steve and Assalamu 'alaykum Abdul." He turns to Steve and says, "Come and have some food and water Steve." He then turns to Abdul and says, "Ramadhan Mubarak."

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